Lush Squad

Looking Lush, Doing Stonks.

Gunge Bobilus

Sgt. Bobilus serves as the Public Relations Officer for Lush Squad. He has performed this role with quiet dignity since the squads founding.

"You owe me $7 for the Rooster Roll"

Marco Marcadondian

Sgt. Marc serves as Animal Handler for Lush Squad. He has performed this role with quiet dignity since the squads founding.

"The Bees are, alive*."

Aaron Aarodondian

Sgt. Aaron serves as Technician for Lush Squad. He has performed this role with quiet dignity since the squads founding.

"I'll go ya."

Vivi Vividondian

Sgt. Viv is the Head of R&D for Lush Squad. She has performed this role with quiet dignity since the squads founding.

"This unfair shit gets me horny."

Willus Wilpodondian

Sgt. Willus serves as Operations Himbo for Lush Squad. He has performed this role with quiet dignity since shortly after the squads founding.

"Yeah, sorry, that was me."

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